Things That Must Go

See...I told you this would be a recurring post.

• People who insist on saying "Bless you." after I, or anyone else for that matter, sneeze.
• People who actually go 55 mph in the fast lane through construction zones when the Highway Patrol is nowhere in sight...if you wanna go slow - fine - but move the fuck over...
• The little shopping carts for kids with the fucking little flags that say Customer in Training or Future Shopper, etc. Both my cart and my person have been run into countless times by shitty little kids running around without any supervision whatsoever. Even worse is when mommy is there with her 4 or 5 little heathens and each one of them needs their own damn cart...
• Gas pumps that keep kicking off...you put down the little kickstand, it pumps a buck or two, and stops...
  
• The lazy turds at the 7-Eleven by my house who refuse to go out and replace the empty receipt paper...the fucking thing says "see associate for receipt" 90% of the time and no, it's not broken.
• And finally...people who use the word "gay" to describe things they don't like. Normally, words don't bother me, but this does. The only times that it is acceptable to use "gay" to describe something is the love between two persons of the same gender, a time of happiness (if you're a relic from the past or an avid Flintstones fan...), or fanny packs.