Things That Must Go

Maybe I should start a list of Things That Shouldn't Go...or just become a hermit.

• People who stop dead in their tracks after exiting a store...Yes, I yelled at a group of bitties outside of the Sam's Club today and next time I might just run 'em down with my shopping cart.
• Old(er) women who feel the need to touch, lightly slap, and/or grab your arm when they are talking to you.
• Servers who ask Do you need change? Tips are earned - and for that you get a penny as that is a bigger insult than receiving nothing at all.